Why “Fuck MLM”?

If you’ve stuck around this little corner of the web for long enough, you’ll know I’m not a huge fan of the multi-level marketing business model.

I don’t like the way MLM companies target women as recruits and consumers. And the way recruits are encouraged to sell to their friends can cost people actual relationships!

To make matters more eye-rolly for me, multi-level marketing and pseudoscience have collided in an explosion of essential oil sellers, leading to all manner of dangerous and dodgy claims!

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There’s a swear in there…

This guy, from Swear Bears, perfectly captures my feelings about MLM schemes!

That’s where Swear Bears came in. They made me this AWESOME teddy to give away to one lucky reader!

Enter below by telling me, in 25 words or less, what product you think should NEVER be sold via a MLM/ party plan! Make sure you include a valid email address so I can contact you if you win!

WIN A “F-CK MLM” SWEAR BEAR!

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