To celebrate my blog’s makeover (which is still a work in progress, by the way!) I thought it was time for a bit of controversy here on HandbagMafia. I’m going to make a few confessions. It might cause a few waves; I may lose a reader or two… But what the hell, right? What kind of writer would I be if I didn’t speak out on the big stuff?
So here goes. My list of dissent. My litany of non-conformity. Do with it what you will.
Controversial Statement #1
I read that Sydney will be getting a bacon festival and I was UNDERWHELMED. Why? Because I’m just not that fussed on bacon. I mean, it’s ok…but meh. Too salty.
Controversial Statement #2
No child of mine has ever, or will ever, wear an amber teething necklace. I think they are pretty but I have zero faith in any therapeutic claims.
Controversial Statement #3
The only time I’ve ever bought coconut oil was in my teens- to slather on my skin before lying in the sun. No plans to change that, quite happy with other oils for cooking.
Controversial Statement #4
I hate kale. It’s freaking gross. Yes, I tried kale chips and NO. Eugghhh.
I read that cauliflower is set to be the new kale, so I’m wondering how much cheese sauce I will need to join in that craze.
Controversial Statement #5
I don’t have a gym membership. I did, once. I went a few times then just paid money and didn’t go. I have no desire to join a gym. I don’t want personal training. Ever. Interest level is zero. I also have no interest in detailed gym stories. If you go and you like it, I’m happy for you. But I don’t have any interest in how many reps you did or how much you lift. Not even sorry.
Controversial Statement #6
Ryan Gosling. I don’t get it.
Want to add to my list?