Opinion, Thermomix

The Thermomix Divide

(Taps mic, clears throat) 

“Hi, everyone. My name is Amy and I own a thermomix and I’m not in the least bit sorry.”

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I know it’s kinda fashionable at the moment to roll ones eyes and shake one’s head at thermomix owners. I also know that owning a thermomix and being a dick aren’t mutually exclusive things. My own research has shown that this kitchen appliance does not actually cause one to become a dick. In fact, evidence suggests that being a dick is likely a pre-existing condition. This is also demonstrated by the fact that non-thermomix owners can be just as dickish as thermomix owners. The appliance is not the cause. This is the first rule of sciencing, guys: Correlation does not equal causation!

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Social Media, Thermomix

Thermostorm: The Controversy

The Thermomix is known for its ability to help you cook up a storm in the kitchen, but the recent launch of the newest model, the TM5, has caused a storm of a very different nature.

In a nutshell, the new model was launched by Vorwerk without any advance warning or notification- even to their consultants. Consultants were told to be available on the day for new training and were then told of the launch. Meaning people who had taken possession of their TM31 even up until the day before paid full price for what is essentially a superseded product.

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Laughs, Opinion, Thermomix

Thermofever

Last week I read this informative blog post detailing a rapidly spreading  virus that has been around, in one form or another, for some time now. It was initially fairly benign, first coming into being some 30 or 40 years ago as a machine to make baby food. However, the last few years have seen it evolve and perhaps mutate into the World’s Most Advanced Kitchen Machine and what has followed can only be described as some kind of mass outbreak.  I know, because it turns out that  I, too, have been infected with the Thermofever virus.

The Thermomix:

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